‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs
The Fighters Guild quest line in Oblivion is like: “We need a strong warrior to deliver these cookies to Old Lady Simpson on the edge of town. You think you can handle that? Alright, well we need a real stone-hearted killer to take Old Lady Simpson to the grocery store and help her pick out fruit. You think you’ve got the balls to take care of that? Good, because there’s also this evil cult of paramilitary death commandos who’ve been giving us a little trouble and you might need to deal with that at some point.”
It gets funnier when you think that he could absolutely, no problem go through a battle without yelling once, as seen here and yet chooses to be a dramatic gay and holler at the top of his lungs at every opportunity.
I literally just watched this episode, and I’m sorry, but there’s one thing funnier:
Zuko couldn’t speak during this whole fight/escape in case someone recognized his voice. Can you imagine the frustration he must have felt having to go through an entire fight without yelling? Zuko???
The Blue Spirit putting out firebending with a bucket of water is the absolute funniest thing ever done in avatar combat. It just is.
That says a lot about how he firebends vs how he fights with the dao blades.
He actually can’t, at this point, fight without yelling if he’s using firebending. In The Firebending Masters, he says he’s been relying on anger and rage to fuel his bending, so yeah, in every firebending fight, he’s drawing on rage and hyping that up by yelling. Someone has pointed out that after he finds the original source of firebending, he stops yelling all the time - I haven’t checked that personally but it does seem accurate.
But he doesn’t need to draw on fury to firebend when he’s the Blue Spirit. He can fight in total silence when he’s working with a weapon he’s more in touch with, when he doesn’t need to draw on hate or anger to fuel it.
do the newer night vale fans even know about cecil baldwin and dylan marron recreating the arby’s scene
this image is worth a billion dollars to me
[ID: A photograph of actors Cecil Baldwin and Dylan Marron sitting on the hood of a car at night, parked beneath an Arby’s restaurant sign. Cecil has an arm around Dylan’s shoulder, and points up at the sky. Dylan smiles, with an arm around Cecil’s waist. End ID]
Friendly reminder for any other people on the autism spectrum:
It’s not recommended to offer to kill someone’s dad, especially if you’re talking to a stranger
may I please have more context?
Sometimes dads are terrible and should die, and you can console people by offering to rid them of this troublesome parent, but you should be friends with the person before making the offer
how the fuck are we supposed to make friends if not through gestures of patricide?
Unknown. I’ll provide updates if I ever figure it out
